Because the board was getting so full, we moved some of the Chuck Norris facts online to remove some of the clutter.
Just keep putting them on the board and we'll put them here then. Anyway,
Random CS Chuck Norris Facts
- Chuck Norris can divide by zero
- Chuck Norris can dereference a null pointer
- Chuck Norris doesn't need malloc(). All memory belongs to him out of fear.
- Chuck Norris knows all the digits in pi, and will tell them to anyone who can survive a roundhouse kick to the face.
- Chuck Norris answered the question "is P equal NP"? He will tell the world when it is ready.
- Turing machines halt exactly when Chuck Norris says they do
- Chuck Norris translated the Holy Bible into a SQL command. The query results in God 51% Chuck Norris 49%
- "Packet loss" is a myth; Chuck Norris just wills packets in and out of existence.
- Chuck Norris’s RISC ISA has one instruction: ROUNDHOUSE KICK. Of course, it’s still Turing complete.
- Chuck Norris once swam to New Zealand to roundhouse kick a router for dropping his packets
- On a side note to the above, Chuck Norris didn’t have to swim. Tides are a result of water getting out of his way.
- In Prolog, Chuck Norris always equates to true, and everything after that is false out of fear.
- Despite being able to only attack land creeps, Chuck Norris is always ready for the air levels.